On Horseshoes and Handgrenades

So was at airport yesterday, woke up early to make sure we’d get there in time, lo and behold TimesOnline on the 5am BBC bulletin, and as soon as they mentioned the two sets of “BA planes” and “radiation” I just knew it’d be on the flights to Domodedevo! Aside from that, airport was nice and quiet, sitting around before check-in, up wanders a gentleman and asks if we’re flying to Moscow, so I reply in the affirmative and a few questions later I find myself in front of a Channel 4 TV camera - DOH!